Anyone knit?... cos this has to be the most random book ever.

I was looking for things about Roller Derby and to be honest.. I never expected to find this...

Knock Down Knits: 30 Projects from the Roller Derby Track

This title features more than 30 knitting patterns with a daring roller derby edge. With its rowdy atmosphere, fast-paced jams, and heart-stopping pile-ups, roller derby is the fastest growing sport in the nation. This book will feature 30 hip designs by the Naptown Roller Girls of Indianapolis, who are aggressive skaters and avid knitters. Projects include an on-the-move felted skate bag, Dill and Brownie's beer saver, and an arm sling. It includes other fun, derby-inspired patterns that will appeal to innovative knitters searching for truly unique patterns as well as derby girls and their legions of fans. Toni Carr (Indianapolis, IN), known as Joan of Dark number 5 when she's skating with the Naptown Roller Girls, is a passionate knitter and crocheter. Toni has appeared on the DIY show "Uncommon Threads". She and her team have filmed an episode of "Knitty Gritty" that is scheduled to air on the DIY network in spring 2008.

http://www.play.com/Books/Books/4-/5258853/Knock-Down-Knits/Product.html

wow. like her two fave things all rolled into one. awesome! now all i need are skates made of pizza.

I'll take some wheels made of synthpop and victorian porn, please.

I made the donut-shaped ass cushion from that when I bruised my coccyx. These will be next, possibly in leopard print!

That is freakin Awesome! lol